badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHroom MUSHroom badger badger badger badger...
SnaaaaAAAke a scary SnAAAAke
Charlie...come to candy mountain
Shun the nonbeliever!
Shuuuuuuunnnnn!!!!
My SPOON is too big!
I am a banana!
My anus is bleeding!
My Anus isbleeding
My Anus. is bleeding!
For the love of God and all that is holy! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Not just Millennials. That title set me off as a Gen-X.
Before the internet the most common quote bomb was any Monty Python line...and to their credit, that is still active and effective.
my boomer parents could do half the 'spam spam spam and spam' routine if anyone said spam.
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
Or earlier.
All your base are belong to us.
Someone set up us the bomb!
The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!
Well, zen take a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!
ima firin my lazarrrrr
i LiKe RuStY SpOoNs... I lIKe To ToUcH tHeM....
And I say HEYEYEY HEYEYEY
I don't even know what a ytp is and I was terminally online from 2000 to 2013
Apparently YouTube Poop. I know YouTube Poop but I never ever heard anybody call it ytp
Alaska can come too
WTF, mate?
Fucking kangaroos...
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone.
I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago. The Llama song, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Do you like Waffles?, Schfifty Five, Cows With Guns.
That's all stuff from before i started using YouTube so heavily. It used to be that YouTube was just where i woukd watch Halo videos like RvB, Machinima, or Matchmaking.
I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago.
Back when the internet felt like an endless sea of small random websites to discover. I know it was unpolished as hell, but I miss that compared to everything being on the same handful of corporate-samey sites.
Well have a nap... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!
caaaaaaarrrrrl
YTP? I am a bad millenial.
All i got is YouTube Playlist?
YouTube Poop, they were video mashups that were quite often brain meltingly dumb, but funny AF.
Fine then take a nap
THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
badger, badger, badger
I tried to explain "all your base" to a 20 year old coworker the other day... I felt sooo old when I realized it was older than they were.
WTF is YTP?
YouTube Poop.
I had to google that too. The date range they gave would include a lot of pre-youtube stuff, so I assume they're either misattributing early internet videos to youtube, or they're young and this is their experience with millennials (and they just assume it came from youtube because it's always been around for them).
This is the ultimate showdown
But actually for YTP quotes. "Gay Luigi?"
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!
If I may be pedantic for a second, The End of the World was originally from albinoblacksheep. YTPs came much later 🤓
Now for a tiny subset of my trigger phrases:
"Don't forget your umbrella!"
"Tomorrow I'll-”
"If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad!"
I am feeling fat... and sassy.
I said come on fhqwhgads
I am a millennial that was very online during those years and I have no idea what the hell any of y'all are talking about.
Dance! I'm a kitty-cat.
Do Gen Z and younger know about The Room? If it were lost to time I think that it would tear me apart, Lisa.
How is babby formed
Alternatively: My ship sails in the morning, in the morning, in the morning
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake..
The champion stood, the rest saw their better...
Caaaaaaaaaaarrrrlllll....
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