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[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 135 points 4 months ago (8 children)

So you're saying if we kill the 8, we can double the wealth of almost half of the population of the world?

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 134 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but think of the impact on society, any of us could be those top 8 if we just worked hard enough!

/s

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago (4 children)

You know what? If that happens to be me just do it.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It won't. The kind of people who would offer themselves up to be killed for the good of humanity aren't the kind of people who make a billion dollars unless they hit the lottery a few times in a row.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, they could just give away 90% of a billion dollars, leaving them with a pathetic 100 million dollars.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

That's what gets me when people defend billionaires. You could take 99 percent of that and they'd still have 10 million dollars which is still multiples of what the average worker makes in a lifetime. They could still live without a worry in the world.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

You'll never get a billion of you care enough to help anyone with your wealth

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Shit if I ever end up in the top million let me know so I can solve that via charity and pro worker lobbying right quick.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

I’ll sign this pact too.

Once I’m into the top 1000 net worths on earth (practically a given to happen), I’ll just retire.

If my valuable assets force me into the top 100 (more likely than not), I’ll hire somebody to find good charities to prop up.

If I stumble into the top 10 billion/trillion-aires, go ahead and do what you gotta do and remind my widow to do nice things with the estate.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 40 points 4 months ago

Yes then with their superior work ethic and bootstraps they could earn it back again. It’s like an infinite money glitch for humanity.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 16 points 4 months ago

Nah, let's just eat them instead. Isn't that how Jesus fed 5,000?

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 10 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Since when does wealth be shared when someone dies ?

No, the money will go to their descendants who will try to get even richer than their parents. A large part of that money will also be taken by the state because ?? and ??.

Nothing would change.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A large part of that money will also be taken by the state because ?? and ??.

to make society work, and IDK, give food stamps to the single mother? it's literally the theme of the post.

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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're just not killing enough people. At some point the heirs decide to give it all away.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

This has historical precedence. Many times over. Collective action works.

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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We do not encourage violence, but yes

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Yes, these answers are sanctioned by the proper authorities

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't agree with your math but I love your enthusiasm for murder.

[–] moriquende@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

math checks out tho?

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[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 78 points 4 months ago (1 children)

more like based methodist church

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If only. I went to one of their bishop factories as yooth, the people that matter to the organization don't share these principles.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Your experience is certainly valid but for those interested there are at least 13 Methodist denominations in the North America alone, several of which exist because they participate in more progressive leadership :)

[–] papertowels@lemmy.one 65 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This is my favorite visualization of how obscenely wealthy the mega rich are.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

And it's gotten much worse since then. The $185 billion number listed as the highest wealth would be around number 5 now, with Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Arnault all having more than that now I think.

My favorite statistic household net worth (includes cars, houses, retirement, everything).

Median from 2022 was 192,000 Mean from 2022 was 1,063,000

The ultra-rich are such incredible outliers that the mean is more than 5x the median.

The 10 wealthiest people in 2024 control almost 1.7 trillion dollars. That's more than the GDP of the pooreat 100 countries combined.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

And that is almost a decade out of date.

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 36 points 4 months ago

I'd like to see a loaves and fishes kinda miracle performed with the bodies of these 8 men.

[–] Yewb@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Interesting fact if you make $100000 a year and not counting any taxes or inflation or spending it would take you 10000 years to become a billionaire

[–] papertowels@lemmy.one 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying I can get there....

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Absolutely! You just have to ditch those silly luxuries like food and shelter. You could even start working 80 hour weeks in hopes of getting passed over for that promotion again. Until then, you can just dream about how that extra $100 a month could possibly bring the total time down to 9,989 years.

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One million seconds is 11.6 days

One billion seconds is 31.7 years

[–] Mountain_Mike_420@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

And a trillion seconds is 31,688 years

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

I hate agreeing with a church on anything, but when you're right you're right.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago

But those 8 men deserve it! /s

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm thinking of starting a crowdfunder to become the first billionaire in history to give all of their money away to people who are hungry.

[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah in a way. But also a charity is not a billionaire.

[–] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Y'all ain't gonna eat the rich. You can't stomach the violence of Hamas while they fight against a more powerful entity and you want me to believe you're going to eat the rich. You aren't willing to change your morales that change requires.

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Additionally it's more like the rich will force the poor to eat each other. The convicted felon is running for a president for a reason after all.

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