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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by plinky@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
 

*weapons of mass dementia kelly y

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 68 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is according to former KGB spy Yuri Shvets who defected to the US in 1993.

What this says to me is, former spy whose knowledge of the Russian security state became outdated decades ago is desperately spewing bullshit in order to create the illusion they’re still useful.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 55 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The counterfactual here is even funnier, collapsing nation russia in 1993 somehow managed to develop illness-giving-untraceable-energy-weapons and then just didn't use any of them for a good 30 years

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

they only see biden as real threat to 1000 year tsardom of soviet republics, vote

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Master...forgive me...I must use the Gauss RIfle / Item 62 like, a lot. All the time of a sudden, actually.

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

The Ruzzian have sicced the Monolith on poor Joe's cortex

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 68 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it was past 4 PM, I was sick, oh and the Russians microwaved me

[–] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

like any good marketing campaign they have content for every target demographic lol

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 63 points 3 months ago

Biden has Havana Syndrome is just a fucking amazing way to spin this, oh my god i'm so happy

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 58 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I've got Havana syndrome

Havana hard time drawing a clock

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 54 points 3 months ago

You have to be in the Havana district of Cuba to get Havana syndrome, otherwise its sparkling brainworms

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago

The Russians have developed a dementia cannon

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I feel like maybe these people don't really get Occam's razor...

"The simplest explanation is the best! And what could be simpler than just blaming everything on Havana Syndrome?" very-intelligent

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I knew they were going to find a way to blame Genocide Joe's dementia on Russia.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

Surely you mean "dementsiya".

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dastardly Russia managed to use the very passage of linear time to age this man into dementia

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

They gave him a special virus that made him allergic to adrenochrome

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

Havana couple of beers 🍻

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

every time they hit him with another zap, he says, "THE IDEA"

[–] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Did the US ever even claim to find any evidence of the Havana syndrome being caused by energy weapons? Like, they closely investigated for over the decade while it was apparently going on. The technology to detect EM waves from long wave radio all the way up to gamma rays has existed for a long time and isn't anything novel at this point as far as I know. And while there are ways of making signals hard to detect, they pretty much all require the received energy to be somewhat similar to the backgrouond noise level and preferably quite a lot lower. Instead, a directed energy weapon would have be irradiating the receiver with quite a bit of power unless the Cuban/Soviet forces found some special signal that can disrupt brain activity. And even then, if it follows a specific pattern, then the odds of detecting it would go up a hell of a lot.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This garbage theory originated in Havana and some scientists noted that it occurred during a time when embassies were being fumigated as Zika was a concern, and exposure to the fumigants would've caused the symptoms being experienced

And it has turned into this absolutely deranged, nonsensical plot about how 'the evil countries' are using hitherto unknown weaponry on our brave men and women

Fuck this idiot heap called a country

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The closest to actual evidence IIRC was that all the embassies etc that were effected were using the same insecticide. You'll note that this is not a directed energy weapon.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

You'll note that this is not a directed energy weapon

This is literally what Putin would say

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

mass is energy, and spraying insecticide is definitely directed. so there.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

I thought the accusation was that the Cubans had some kind of sound wave guns

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

evidence is optional for US consent manufacturing

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

eco-porky Just have to buy evidence offset credits

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Putler shot Joe Brandon with the Cubanic raygun!

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

See the turtle, ain't he keen? All things serve the fucking Beam

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

RFK Jr. shot worm energy into Biden's brain and scrambled him.

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah he's got Havana Syndrome, at all times he's mentally back to "havana" cone of rum raisin down by the nickelodeon

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

X-Files, season 6 episode 2 - Drive. ELF antennas for Trident Sub communications causes people's heads to explode. This is the source of Havana derangement syndrome.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Project Seafarer was a real project in the 80s too. And a smaller version of Project Sanguine that in the previous decades had been campaigned against and sabotaged until they were forced to abandon it.

[–] nutblob17@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

A young Walter white gets his mind blown

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Sorry I forgot your birthday again. Those Havana beams are all over the place lately.

[–] GrumpigPoopBalls@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

i;m thinkin bout thos beams

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

the russians said they were taking biden to get iced cream and then they dropped him off at the beach that makes you old :(

[–] D61@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Biden never worked as a CIA contractor in Cuba, this is stolen valor!