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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm Tuckyn Steele, master shoplifter

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tuckyn Steele could be a good drag name

[–] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There was a one off character on Regular Show called Tuck Packer and I always thought that as well

[–] Jew@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Dibs on Cash Sweat cuz I like money but I also sweat profusely

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm Hart Ware pronounced Hardware, and let me tell you about these nuts

Lmfaooooooooooooo

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

When he turns 18 he becomes Mens Barrels

[–] KimJongFun@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Bunch of Bobson Dugnutt ass motherfuckers

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Slab Bulkhead

Fridge Largemeat

Punt Speedchunk

Butch Deadlift

Hold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair

Flint Ironstag

Bolt Vanderhuge

Thick McRunfast

Blast Hardcheese

Buff Drinklots

Crunch Slamchest

Fist Rockbone

Stump Beefknob

Smash Lampjaw

Punch Rockgroin

Buck Plankchest

Stump Junkman

Dirk Hardpec

Rip Steakface

Slate Slabrock

Crud Bonemeal

Brick Hardmeat

Rip Slagcheek

Punch Sideiron

Gristle McThornbody

Slate Fistcrunch

Buff Hardback

Bob Johnson

Blast Thickneck

Crunch Buttsteak

Slab Squatthrust

Lump Beefbroth

Touch Rustrod

Beef Blastbody

Big McLargehuge

Smoke Manmuscle

Beat Punchmeat

Hack Blowfist

Roll Fizzlebeef

I salute your patriotism for memorizing the starting lineup of America's favorite triple A baseball team, the West Missouri Mudsnakes.

[–] parapsyker@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

This is the scoreboard on every roguelike I've ever played.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Steele Raygun pew pew pew

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

so many of these could easily be reversed and would be more normal names

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm definitely Tuckyn 😉

[–] engelsaxons@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Tuck 'n Dangle's Greatest Hits! bridget-yoyo-walk

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I can already hear the "🎶 It's the great American Hall of Names 🎶"

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't even know which are the surnames and which are the given names.

[–] flan@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

if the comma wasn't there i would assume the surnames were given names

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

the name's Neckbone Pulham, but momma just called me Kash.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I'm definitely Bronc Heiney

[–] Des@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

i'm the REAL McCoy Sweat sweaty

I'ma Bronc so hard rn

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Are these the horse's names?

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I like Haze Hunt's black metal band but all the manifesto and gnostic kabbalah stuff goes over my head

[–] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Call me Holden Gammon

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Tuckyn Anderson? Alright, Tuckyn Andy over here jerma-bottom

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

2.01 away from greatness

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] engelsaxons@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

This is way too funny to be real

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Heiner Bronc sounds like the text in one of those AI soldier pics.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol, I also posted this

People sleeping on Tru Richards imo

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

One third of those are stripper names, one third are weed strains and the rest are plantation owners

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I'm still 50/50 on steele raygun being a stripper or a strain

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

TRU RICHARDS rust-darkness

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago