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Joe Biden ends re-election campaign (www.bbc.com)

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[–] dead@hexbear.net 194 points 4 months ago (5 children)

It's Joever

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 96 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Never been more Joever.

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 81 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

this is without a doubt the most joever it has ever been and, god willing, ever will be

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 69 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yes, it can't be more Joever until he croaks. Which is hopefully caught on camera.

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[–] imikoy@hexbear.net 48 points 4 months ago

opens isitjoever.com scale

Wait...

taps the scale, the arrow bounces around and stops around 100%

It cannot be...

shakes the scale and places it onto the table, the arrow moves to 100%

Is it... joever?

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[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 178 points 4 months ago (11 children)

matt-jokerfied FUCKING LIBERALS GAHH

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 137 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“If only he could have made that decision sooner.” You fucking assholes have been saying that his obvious brain damage is a fucking stutter for five fucking years! Shut the fuck up!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 108 points 4 months ago (1 children)

2020: umm pointing out Biden's mental decline is ableist sweetie.

2024: wow Biden is fucked up, how come he didn't come forward sooner????

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[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 86 points 4 months ago

Liberals are always retroactively correct

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 66 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Not left, not right, forward.

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 62 points 4 months ago

“It is never time to learn any lessons from our failures of long term planning.”

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[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 157 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This is how Bernie Sanders can still win.

[–] Bakzik@hexbear.net 69 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No, it's her turn hillary-assassin

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sorry Kamala. We already have a president chosen guaido

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[–] Egon@hexbear.net 137 points 4 months ago (19 children)

Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired.
The mistress of fate fears my calves

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 74 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 52 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm fearful of the consequences... And also my calves

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

no more half measures walter

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[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago (4 children)

You need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade

We need more post material

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[–] SovietyWoomy@hexbear.net 124 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's her turn hillary

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 70 points 4 months ago

Finally a real educated respectable politician unlike drumpf who is a very rude guy.

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[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 113 points 4 months ago (7 children)

it’s her turn

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Marxism-Coconutism

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[+] Inui@lemmy.ml 109 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (19 children)

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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 87 points 4 months ago (13 children)

Probably. I think most of the other potential DNC ghouls are scared of eating shit and getting the mantle of Hillary 2.0 when they're fine waiting for 2028.

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[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 65 points 4 months ago (7 children)

She's the best chance they have to win imho. Because picking anyone else looks like extreme ratfuckery and loses a lot of the base. (And people here overrate how supposedly unlikeable she is lol).

[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 60 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

kamala-coconut-tree

Kamala explains the eternal science of dialectics

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[–] darkcalling@lemmygrad.ml 65 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

Biden just endorsed Kamala according to news coming across the wire.

Still remember to remind Democrats that you can't vote for her or anyone else because the primary and thus the people in our totally healthy, totally democracy CHOSE Joe Biden and that he was undemocratically forced out by unelected media, donors, and insider. As such you're either withholding your vote in protest of slap to the face of Democratic voters who CHOSE Joe fair and square or writing in Joe.

After all people don't vote for a ticket for its vice president who is a place-holder at most, often a compromise with the visions of the candidate. They vote for the candidate, so it's not at all fair to say votes for Joe were votes for Kamala or transferable to her. Just repeat this at liberals and watch them malfunction and lose it as they cope with their impending loss.

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[–] duderium@hexbear.net 102 points 4 months ago (4 children)

My take away from this is that it wasn’t the genocide, it wasn’t even his shitty debate performance, it was fucking covid that pushed this asshole over the edge. A small amount of justice for all the people who are suffering and dying from this terrible disease that Biden for years has simply been ignoring.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 74 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Yep, it was 100% Covid. Either that or his health has declined so much his staff is using Covid as an excuse.

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[–] Satanic_Mills@hexbear.net 90 points 4 months ago (6 children)

They showed him the CIA heart attack gun they used on Bernie.

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 61 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They had to show him a couple times

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 48 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They uncovered the secret of the Biden crime family and offered him a deal, drop out or we'll show the world you and Hunter have been running z-library.

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[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 82 points 4 months ago (2 children)

May 1000 coconut trees bloom 🥥 🌴

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 81 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

elmofire oh man the convention is going to be an absolute shit show. There’s no way for the democrats come out of this looking like anything other than usurpers of the democratic process.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago (5 children)

They won't look like usperpers if they just give it to Kamala lol?

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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 79 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Lie about working towards progressive causes.

Get elected.

Do nothing progressive. Instead, obsessively back a genocidal regime.

Have liberals back you for re-election under the assumption that you ever gave a shit.

Drop out and fade into as much obscurity as you possibly can after all the horror you've caused.

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 64 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh yea, its coconut tree-pilled and context-maxxing time contextphobic

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[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 61 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Keep the kamala harris megathread handy comrades, we're gonna need it.

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[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 61 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wasn’t it insane how the mainstream press completely silenced Tara reade and accused her of being a Russian plant?

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 60 points 4 months ago (3 children)

May he be tortured to death by hallucinations of those he's killed in his life as a politician and the lives of those ruined with his policies. May he forget all that's beautiful in this world as he slips gracelessly from his mortal coil. Rest in piss, bastard crab-party

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[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 56 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was with a lib at the moment the news broke

orw:

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[–] roux@hexbear.net 56 points 4 months ago (9 children)

I'm actually considering going to the next local Dem meeting tomorrow to check on their vitals rofl.

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[–] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 56 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

Just thought of a very funny outcome: Kamala loses to Trump, and Biden dies immediately afterward, leaving Kamala as a lame duck president for three months

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[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 56 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Leaving her on a sinking ship is a good bit.

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[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 51 points 4 months ago

I am fuck'n floored that it actually happened

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