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Now it's a thing Trump says because his neurons fire in his dying brain but I'll always remember it as slang for (.)(.)

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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

AFK mom needs phone.

~♫Save me from the nothing I've become♫~

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

All those times I went link dead in Everquest from my grandma picking up the phone oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

hey babe wanna cyber?

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I used to roll up into aol chat rooms as a kid and get yelled at by retirees for being too young in the chat.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hello, Valued AOL Customer!

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Always remember: AOL will never ask for your password over chat. So please watch out for those scams.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I fell for one of those as a kid and put in my mom's cc number. Remembered we had to cancel the card.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Oof. Friendly fire. My bad.😅

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

23/m/cali ne1 want 2 cyber press 11

...

there's a show in Hulu with Maya Erskine and somebody else called PEN15 which is incredible all around as a comedy capturing the awkward stage of early adolescence, but also specifically in the early dialup internet era. it unlocked some very cringey memories in me I had buried, but is so funny it's worth it.

there's a whole episode on AIM that is hysterical and the way they portray themselves and the absurdity of peer groups at that age is nothing short of true genius.

[–] rtstragedy@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

18/unknown/behind you, duh

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yes and I also remember that it was considered kind of a weird thing to do rather than something everyone does.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You’re right. I’m so used to it being normalized that I forgot there was a time when people got made fun of for doing it.

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That and Bluetooth headpieces got mocked endlessly during the 2000s. Now everyone is wearing some kind of airpod style earbud with a buit in mic and Snapchating all kinds of pictures.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Those are still embarrassing, idgaf.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Furries went from pariah status to "these are the people keeping the internet functioning" status where only the moldiest chuds keep pouting about their existence, too.

[–] ihaveibs@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

They kinda represent the last vestige of the wild west Internet now that I think about it

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

They stopped using sexting ages ago and call it ERP (erotic roleplay) now. Sorry grandpa.

[–] rtstragedy@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

erp sounds like my reaction to accidentally walking in on the wrong chatroom, so i guess it's a fitting acronym

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Enterprise Roleplay
Erotic Resource Planning

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ERP (erotic roleplay)

not all sexting is roleplay

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

God that really got my neurons firing

[–] blame@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

my friends sister got caught talking to some dude name longshlong69 or some shit lkke that at a 3rd friends house when we were about 14 lmao. the 3rd friends dad loved telling that story, was hilarious to him.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] blame@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

nah i think he just thought it was a funny situation. Obviously whoever longshlong69 in this story was was probably a kiddie creeper though.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Rule 34 was also called "Disney" since most of the adult fan art was of the princesses.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We were on different parts of the internet lol.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

When I discovered porn on the webzone via a friend it ended a long crusade we used to have scouring the woods for porno magazines.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

I'm a desert boy, I had to discover porn the modern way, via hours of unsupervised internet access starting at 12yo.

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

It's so fucking funny to me that searching the woods for porn mags is an experience so many kids had

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Whomst among us hasn't cybered with their friends in Eversong Woods

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I admit that I had more fun with it than I should have as a kid, and still get down sometimes with the modern equivalent.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

VRChat? sans-troll

Does it affect the mood if a flood of Ugandan Knuckles run by? sans-wink

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[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago
[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

american sign language gang

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I used to cyber on cokemusic which was the cocacola branded clone of habbo hotel with a crappy digital audio workstation built in

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[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Geriatric Beseen Sailor Moon Chat user signing in rat-salute-2

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago
[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ahhh yes back in the 2000s. They also advertised all the weird hotline numbers during the late night advert slots.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago
[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago
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