Nobody wants to rally anymore π
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2024
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millennials are killing rallying industry
The last rally where, for the first time ever, he actually interacted with a small child in the stereotypical "kiss the baby moment", but he was very obviously us8ng the child as a human shield from would be sniper shots, was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
Like imagine considering this guy a literal god among men and you bring your family to his rally and he calls your kid up on stage and just positions your kid right in front of him while calling Harris a communist for 2 hours. And now you have to actually listen to his whole shitty speech cus you have tpnget your kid back.
Do you have a link to video/pictures? This sounds funny as hell.
Seems like somebody didn't set up enough panels on stage right.
that kid had a chance to do something really cool
Worse yet, it was his own grandchildren.
Lmao i did not realize that
not the first time ever
He must be scared of the boolets lol
He needs more boolets, and biggah weponz.
I would love to see the 2020 numbers as well. This could be partially justified by saying that in 2016 he was establishing his political presence whereas now he is already widely known. But if he has reduced since 2020, then this is a sign of a loser, which I would love to see.
Edit: 2020 numbers:
June, after convention: 2
July: 0
August: 9
September: 15
October: 35
There has been a decline in August and September each time
Who can really blame him, every time he steps foot in public he's either being yelled or shot at.
Having to do you rallies in a bulletproof glass box because people keep pointing guns at you is kinda like having to wear a condom because your partner has an active STD flareup.
The shooter scared him so bad he stopped running rallies entirely in oct/nov π€
dehydrated
"Aha! All those court appointments and legal battles you tankies poopooed kept him too busy to run his circuses. I bet you all feel pretty silly right now."
He was doing two rallies a day in Oct. 2016?
Usually one big one and then a sort of afterparty rally at a second nearby location like that hilarious one that ended up accidentally being in the parking lot of an adult video store.
i remember at the time chuds saying "well you have to hand it to him, he is a hard worker, doing two rallies a day, hillary can't even go to an event without collapsing afterwards"
What happens when you run out of posting fuel
post-traumatic stress
He does not have the juice
Maybe hes doing remote rallying. Damn gen z/millennials
Drying wet boy. SAD! 
He's not going have a single rally until election day? Somebody's got to be on the teevee spewing racism and hatred for the routin' hogs. I wonder how hard they'll work Vance. How many rallies will he have a week? Trump must be thinking of that idiom - the third time's the charm.
big TIRED boy.
impressive that "democracy is on the ballot" when your opposition is a big dry boy who wasn't even bothering to campaign. He'd be toast against anyone competent and not-evil
He seems old to the point where his rhr and Max hr are somehow equal
Our little dry president
A little too rank to be washed (understatement)
He's so tired
sauce good sir?