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"What? You mean we have to fight an ACTUAL military?!?!?!?"

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[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 118 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

lenin-laugh god i love hexbear so much. where else could i get posts like this

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 3 points 16 hours ago

fuknslammer on twitter does good too

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 49 points 1 day ago

inshallah-script

Also stealing this meme. No idea what I'll do with it pretty sure it'd be incomprehensible to my lib friends. But who knows. It's time will come.

"Welcome to hell" - Grozny, now Dahiyeh

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 103 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wahhhh just let me keep murdering unarmed civilians powercry-2

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 70 points 1 day ago

When you've been killing gradeschoolers armed with rocks for years, anything else must seem like a super-soldier.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i just wanted to kick children bro kitty-cri-screm

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey don't forget steal woman's underwear and make tik toks.

[–] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Truly vile humans. It's still disgusting I bet. I can't imagine they've stopped except perhaps doing it so publicly.

[–] mushroom@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

no they are still doing it very publicly, all the time. felix from chapo said that it was their way of violating women when there aren't any women physically present and i think that's a good analysis

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

I guess I personally haven't seen recent photos but I have zero doubt. Felix is right. Just another way to inflict violence. Sexual violence against all women in Gaza is just another part of the fascists plan. Easy way to pull it off.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The odds that someone will support a war are inversely proportional to the odds that they or someone they love will die crumpled up on the cold, hard ground, sobbing and clutching the shredded remains of their torso.

I noticed the thing libs hate absolutely the most is the suggestion they could just go and volunteer to the war they support.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago

Maybe they need to market their cum extraction services a little better? They’re joining exclusively small group of corpses and they should be proud of that.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 84 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Some Israeli guy on twitter was saying an entire unit refused orders to invade Lebanon after the suckers sent in before them got demolished

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

CW: Misogynist language, but I can't read that and not think of this old penny arcade comic

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Ninja gaiden sigma was a good game

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Whaa, PA, haven't thought of this comic in a long time.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago

I've seen how 4 of them handle a tire rolling down a road at a slight incline I also don't like their chances against actual armed and aggressive opponents.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 1 day ago

hezbollah has to be one of the most efficient resistance groups ever.

[–] SSJ3Marx@hexbear.net 55 points 1 day ago

It would be so funny if, after all this, Netanyahu ends up getting couped because the IOF is only willing to fight civillians and lob artillery over the border.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like now would be a good time for them to leave Palestine and go home. There are plenty countries that will welcome them and let them live a peaceful civilian life.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

They can return to Klanada with a standing ovation.

Something something, soft men, something something, hard times...

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Send more IOF nasrallah skeleton-wave

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Enemy at the Fence

For an army with such a high percentage of commissioned officers, they sure have poor discipline.

[–] hypercracker@hexbear.net 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Would be funny but could be basic propaganda. If anybody here can understand spoken Hebrew to relate what they are actually yelling about then I will believe it.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The top comment says it's “Why are you forcing us into combat with men who have guns?! This isn’t what we signed up for!”. But I can't confirm that.

[–] hypercracker@hexbear.net 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago

OK maybe. I'm sleepy blob-sleep

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but it's what they're thinking.

Source: I read their minds.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Some people in the comments (granted, it's zionists who are saying it) say it's an older video unrelated to the war. So I'm gonna say "probably not real".

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Critical support????

I just assume that fighting a sovereign country is a lot harder than fighting an imprisoned internal population.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Naw, they aren't against invading Lebanon they just don't want to be the ones hurt or killed. This is just the equivalent of Nazis trying to avoid Stalingrad

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"I want Israelis to be sent to their near certain death to annex a sovereign state and murder its population, I just don't want to be among those people!"

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

They want to send Americans. “Israelis” have suffered enough, and it’s about time someone gave them a break.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly, they have no moral opposition, they just think someone else should do the dying. They're fine with the bombing of civilians and the invasion of a sovereign state, they just don't think they should be the ones at risk for their apartide ethnostate

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

An entire country of Chicken Hawks.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago

yes I agree

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago

Lol They’re shitting bricks about going from hitting hapless civilians to fighting battle hardened Hezbollah

They’re not taking a moral stance lmao

[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago

Well, gotta keep the army as disorganized as possible

[–] miz@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago