chapotraphouse

Sorry but this sucks, Haz sucks, it's stupid, you can detect the same edgelord excitement in his plan as the 14 year old who writes essays for school about torturing and killing Barney but in doing so reveals that he is still very emotionally invested in Barney

I would simply invent and deploy a new type of professional mingler who would go around striking up convos with people leaving marvel movies, prompt them to describe the movie, and adopt that bullying affect of "oh yeah? sounds sick dude, (snickering) 3 hours long huh?"

(streaming services are the problem here, capitalist alienation strikes again)

I think star wars and marvel are cool and they should be allowed to exist post revolution

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after IP is dismantled and anyone is allowed to do whatever they want with them, copyright and canon are a fuck

Bad excuse to post this goober please let me dodge this part of Twitter 😰 I follow anti-imperialist Arab accounts and Infrared is trying to gain notoriety with them. Hinkle is sidling up to Yemen and Venezuela. He's not a broken clock they have a strategy to use you guys as a relay.

I think this is lame and stupid edgelord bullshit for babies.

This is just let’s kill Barney for cynical leftists

Also what’s with the Mickey Mouse hate? Disney and Disney adults all suck, but Mickey is just a cute mouse. The Disney fandom doesn’t even give a shit about Mickey Mouse. Free my boy Mickey

More Americans would protest this then they would protest actual executions lol

I love the idea that the state is going to enforce an "official canon" for Marvel and Star Wars. Like if you write a fan fic about Luke and Han having a gay love affair and try and pass it as canon the Fiction NKVD is gonna bust down your door.

probably his funniest tweet

Add in Eric Cartman and you have yourself a deal.

OLD GODZILLA WAS HOPPING AROUND

Meh, weak. When I'm supreme leader I'm going to make all professional athletes kiss and hold hands before the match. Nascar drivers have to use tongue.

"And that official canon, because it's so grimdark and edgy, will make the edgelords even more excited and they will demand even gorier remakes!"

4 hours long. Entire movie will be just Yakov Yurovsky shooting every single American hero in existence, while Shahab Morabi reads their names and comments.

To be fair, Marvel also did something similar once, but it was less fun.

It’s weak.

Instead they should be shown to be hollow facades who can’t even bring joy into the world, the characters all get wiped out when the decaying infrastructure collapses under the fury of a category 6 hurricane.

I've never watched Marvel, do I get to sit out?

As long as SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward survive, I'm up for it. Mr Krabs can get fucked though.

Ugh. This is my exact ideology. Is this what it feels like when libs realize they think the same things about Russians that Hitler did?

Me roped into this nonsense because of my vocal approval of One Piece:

Scoff this meeting could have been an email