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Pictured: Google trends showing a lot of people just today discovering Joe Biden isn't on the ballot

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[–] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 66 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 hours ago

Snapchat's AI model was adamant that Queen Elizabeth II was still alive up until a few months ago.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 64 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So glad we're burning down the planet for this.

[–] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

To be fair technically it can use the internet, its just a deliberate decision not to allow internet searching for "reasons", perhaps that would make it even worse given the plagiarism.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 30 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

He was the only one who could defeat Trump - but when the liberals needed him most, he vanished

[–] asante@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

waiting 100 years for the drums to win again lol

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 83 points 21 hours ago

The election is almost enturely determined by this type of guy.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 49 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Also spikes for searches like "who is kamala Harris" or "who is trump" or "why does my butthole itch"

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 28 points 20 hours ago

#ItchyButthole2024

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 13 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 17 hours ago

They always ask who or what joe Biden is but never how :(

[–] axont@hexbear.net 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Asking the real questions here

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 8 points 16 hours ago

why is Joe Biden? anybody?

[–] AndyCapps@hexbear.net 44 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

That's why you gotta write him in

[–] Saleri@hexbear.net 54 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 21 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Only in death does duty end

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 15 points 18 hours ago

Listen, Jack, your watch has not ended!

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 45 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

He's electable if you vote for him

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 10 hours ago

Worked for the CPSU central committee.

[–] Saleri@hexbear.net 14 points 20 hours ago

There are some timelines where he's actually forced to stay in office for a few more years beacuase enough people wrote him in.

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 36 points 20 hours ago

It's finally, officially, Joeover

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 15 points 17 hours ago

oh my god they're gonna say he would have won

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder what that's like, just living in that information void.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 10 hours ago

It's either bliss or day after day of everything going so wrong there's no time to catch up on the world.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 48 points 21 hours ago

These are the only people I envy

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 47 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Seems like people are voting for Robert Kennedy too, not sure if they are unaware he dropped out or they are the never trump type.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 33 points 21 hours ago

I have to assume at least 2% of voters choose a completely random name on their ballot

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 21 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Isn't he still on the ballot in some places? Like he dropped out but after some legal time limit or whatever

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds about right. In bad country they keep people who don't even wanna run on the ballot.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago

In bad country fake candidates are added to the ballot to fool the people into thinking anyone other than dear leader is in the running

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago

Yep, he was still on mine. I sincerely hope he carries a few districts here just so that Trump doesn't completely run away with it in this hellhole of a state, but what the hell can you do.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 14 points 20 hours ago

Trend of people searching "was RFK shot in 68"

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 28 points 20 hours ago

Trillbilly bit of rural guy that's never heard of covid, but is deeply concerned about cancel culture.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Did he died?

AI RESULT: Yes Joe Biden died June 23 2024 while shitting on the toilet and cursing Corn Pop.

[–] HomoSexualTransStalinist@hexbear.net 20 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

the ai's citations:

^1^[hexbear.net/c/fakenews]
^2^[hexbear.net/u/melina]

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Fact check: Melina was terminated at the Fake News channel before such date... besides that, source is verified

Rating of comment: partially true

[–] TrimmedDubya@hexbear.net 22 points 20 hours ago

grillman grill "Joe Bidet? Never heard of him."

[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 32 points 21 hours ago

extremely offline

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 22 points 20 hours ago
[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 21 points 20 hours ago
[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know that it's that many people, the year-long trend looks a lot different.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

6% of the amount that searched at the time it happened still seems like a lot.

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 20 points 21 hours ago

god i wish that were me

Death to America

Living their best lives

[–] Tripbin@hexbear.net 11 points 19 hours ago

they didnt even know to vote for biden in 2020 till after everyone dropped out and the msn just repeated Biden until it was the only name they were familiar with at the ballot.

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 10 points 20 hours ago

wish that were me