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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't need this shit right before bed.

But since you asked... How much cereal do you have to add before it becomes a whole-grain chowder?

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's pronounced chow-dah, you heathen!

[–] astronot@midwest.social 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (4 children)

The cube rule decided this. Cereal is wet nachos.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's the cube rule and how did it decide this?

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

https://cuberule.com/

Welcome to the future. It is a utopia here, where arguments about food categorization are a thing seen only in historical fiction and meme museums.

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ucrustables start as a calzone and become quiche?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Do you eat the top off your uncrustable like some sort of maniac?

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

Taxonomists exist for a reason, y'all!

Cereal belongs to the genus Granum and the family Lactoi but indeed they belong to the same order as soup, or Pulmenti. And while these taxonomies don't always line up with food evolution theory, we at least believe oatmeal and cereal are cousins from a similar ancestral food. Soup just happens to be a common, perfect form, like crabs.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Chicago deep dish pizza = casserole

[–] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I would never utter those words in Chicago. You will end up as a statistic

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

For guaranteed suicide in Chicago ... ask for ketchup on your hot dog

I've never been to Chicago but a friend of mine just went there and while he went wandering around, he asked me to research as much as I could about the city to see what he should or shouldn't do.

[–] Jyek@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 7 months ago

Every person I've ever talked to from Chicago says deep dish is a tourist thing. I have to agree with the larger consensus that it's not that good. Not awful by any means but it's not good enough for how difficult it is to eat without making a big mess.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I would say it's much closer to gruel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gruel

Although soup, stew and gruel are all supposed to be cooked before eaten.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

One could argue that cereal is precooked

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

It's definitely pre-cooked. But I think the precursor to modern boxed cereal is not gruel but rather breaking up something like a biscuit, cornbread, etc into a bowl of milk.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I put dry cereal in the microwave for a few seconds, then add cinnamon, then cold milk.

Changed my life.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm making this a thing.

I gave your mom a wet salad.

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[–] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago

Cereal is just crunchy instant porridge.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Fruit empanada.

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Does dipping Oreos in milk make it soup?

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago

Cookie Crisp and Oreo O's cereals complicate the question in context. If drowning little cookies in milk is cereal and cereal (for the sake of this argument) is soup, then yes.

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tomatoes are fruits... which means salsa is a fruit salad.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Intelligence is known that tomatoes are fruit, wisdom is not putting tomatoes in a fruit salad

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[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

I'm just going to quit eating. It's become way too complicated.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Only if you heat it up.

Cheerios in cold milk = not soup

Porridge = soup

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 19 points 7 months ago (4 children)
[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Gazpacho is a vegetable smoothie

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Additional counterpoint against pedantry: borscht, vichyssoise, okroshka, naengmyeon . . . there are more but my brain is broke.

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 3 points 7 months ago

God damn i want some borscht

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

[Arnold Rimmer disliked that.]

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What is a soup? A broth? Some vegetables? Using a bean stock, mixed with a little sugar and maybe another bean for flavor, like vanilla, and a splash of cream you can see a latte is a bean broth bisque.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 7 months ago

Ketchup is a smoothie.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Cereal is only soup if you boil the cereal in the milk.

So oatmeal is soup, a bowl of cold Cheerios isn't.

And before anyone comes up with "but borscht is cold" it is still boiled to create the soup and then chilled before serving. You're not just tossing cold beets and water together and calling it soup.

[–] Tikaszar@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Milk can be pasteurized before consumption. The process varies but can be as long as 30 minutes at 63c. I'd say a bowl of Cheerios with Raw Milk isn't a soup.

It's still a chicken noodle soup if I mix the premade ingredients with a broth and don't cook it.

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Gazpacho is soup that isn't boiled.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 7 months ago

Whenever people complain about "legalese" or technical language, I always think of the hotdog/sandwich thing. Abstruse nomenclature exists for a reason!

[–] Steve@communick.news 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Can you eat soup dry? Then no they're different.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 months ago

As a tween, one of my favorite snacks was dry ramen noodles.

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Unsure, but coffee is definitely bean soup.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 5 points 7 months ago
[–] SimpleMachine@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

A hotdog is a taco.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago
[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How many sandwiches are in a salad

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