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Anybody else remember all the Biden staffers that immediately got fired for answering an internal questionnaire about marijuana use right after Biden got into office?
lmao at all the wannabe ghouls being too stupid to realize you need to lie on those (and that you probably should abstain from everything when you're taking a new job)
They might reclassify it to class 3 which mind you somehow not even alcohol is considered despite being more addictive. Truly the $2000 check of marijuana legalization
Not enough boomers like weed or it'd be legal. Purely vibes based legal system.
If drug scheduling were applied fairly, alcohol would be at least a 2, if not 1.
They are so desperate.
like schedule 3 desperate but not quite legalize desperate
useless gestures are the DNC's love language
They know Schedule 3 leaves enough wiggle room to arrest people, but they can run headlines about DRUG REFORM to impress people who don't under stand the system.
Desperate enough to make it look like they're giving us what we want. But not desperate enough to not easily be rolled back so that one it is they can rail at Republicans and campaign on how hard they tried
What a paltry attempt at reconciliation. We fucking hate you, Brandon. You were instrumental on the war on drugs and now you’re incinerating Palestinian infants while pretending to care about all the Americans whose lives you irrevocably fucked over.
when i first saw a headline yesterday about rescheduling it, i assumed it was a move to legalize federally and thought it was a cynical but "probably effective" move to appeal to the "youth" (under 50) vote and shore up support for Genocide Joe.
then i saw it was a discussion about moving it to class 3. blows vuvzela
anyway, looking shit up, it's INCREDIBLE how much the establishment still hates and fears LSD. federal laws for trafficking based on amount (i.e. if you have more than the amount listed, you are charged with trafficking and can be get up to 20 years in prison.
- cocaine: 500 grams (more than 1 lb)
- heroin: 100 grams (~quarter lb)
- crack: 5 grams (~ about as much as a nickel)
- LSD: 1 gram (a fart in the wind)
Ok but if i ever get ahold of a pound of cocaine I'm definitely going to jail for something
- cocaine: 500 grams (more than 1 lb)
- crack: 5 grams (~ about as much as a nickel)
yes sir these 400 grams of cocaine is just for personal use. oh that 1% of it that i mixed with baking soda?
Ok but isn't a gram of LSD like ten thousand doses tho
Pretty sure those dipshits weigh the paper, geltab, vial, sugar cube, etc.
Back in the day, I had friends get busted with edibles and the pigs weighed the full thing and charged them for the weight of the cookie as if the cookie was a small brick of weed.
Yeah sounds about right, I remember pigs here also charging people for the full weight of a joint instead of just the actual weed in it
Yes, but hardly anyone actually has it in powder form, so I'm 99% sure law enforcement would be counting the weight of the paper blotter if they're hoping to screw someone over. They certainly have done that with cannabis - not just the nugs but any paraphernalia or full brownies will be put on the scale and they'll be charged with pounds of weed or whatever.
Drug-sensitive cops that can od from fentanyl two states over coming into contact with a gram of pure LSD crystal and immediately achieving 5-dimensional dog shooting capabilities
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absolutely. if you had/have potted plants, they weigh the entire plant, potting mix, and container.
Outdoor growing and getting slammed for 5.9722×10^24^ kg
drop a few grams of coke into the ocean
get arrested for trafficking several million tons of cocaine
Hmm, why couldn’t he do that three years ago? 
fuck Joe Biden
death to the zionist entity
Dear students: Will you stop protesting my genocide if I give you weed?
They aren't even legalizing just changing the category of narcotic
No more half measures, Biden
This proves not voting for them works. The harder we don't vote the farther left they go.
So they're gonna release everyone who's been charged & indicted with possession right?
Won’t happen
Does this do anything for recreational weed at all?
No, only medical l, but not current medical because the FDA has to do years of study first.
But its more boring.
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