chapotraphouse

dead eyed nihilist who is compulsively driven to generate revenue at all times

not buyable

I don’t understand how you look at Clinton, Obama, and Biden and say they are trying to divide the country. Their presidencies were maybe the closest thing to bipartisanship I have ever seen. They ruled as republicans

THIS IS JUST THE STUPID ANDREW YANG BULLSHIT OVER AGAIN AHHHHHH

In theory conversing with experts on both sides then finding consensus in the middle is a good idea. In practice it assumes that both sides have valid points on all issues (which they don't), never lie (which they do), haven't been bought (which they have), and that the middle is an appropriate response (which it almost never is; the "middle" position between some genocide and no genocide is a little genocide).

Not left or right, but some kind of third way.

how about, instead of lowering the age so mrbeast can run for president, lets lower mrbeast into a vat of piranhas

Mr.Beast is going to found the Radical Centrist Party.

"I don't believe in anything besides trite platitudes, I treat politics as one-dimensional, I would have partisan advisors but somehow be able to fully resist the influence of money and party politics.

When you are approaching a highway exit, with one turn staying on the highway and one turn going off, my recommendation is to stick to the middle ground."

in deciding if i will vote for Mr. Beast, i will consult experts who support Mr. Beast and experts who do not support Mr. Beast equally and then decide that the issue of Mr. Beast is too contentious and divisive and that he must, to heal the nation, be dropped in the middle of the ocean where nature will be allowed to determine the best course.

dont care about things because of the party

Mr beast please explain your view on trans rights

Hi I'm Jimmy beast, and my only policy is turning a big Fascism dial while looking at the audience

Literally doing the “hm one side wants to kill all immigrants and the other none, 50% it is!”

Except it’ll be a game show to exterminate the undesirables

Not the main point but the minimum age is 35. Bro is 26, can he not do math

there are too many days i pray to be suddenly struck with some of that good-ass 13th century peasant illiteracy

“We have Ross Perot at home”

Finally a kid that understands how to make everyone happy by making nobody happy!

In 15 years? You only have to be 35 to be president. No way is Mr Beast only 20.

The bird of state needs a left wing, and a right wing to fly

Also we're gonna choose a bunch of people to wear my mark

And I will appear to sustain a mortal wound but will miraculously survive

At some point the first seal will be broken and the scrolls will be opened and the Horsemen will ride across the land laying waste

There are experts on the right?

middle ground that's best for america

Beast / hilldawg 2024 ticket. Its 4.5/5.5 time.

Mr beast presidency:

We just gave this filthy 3rd world country in AFRICA a brand new government

Saving 50 students from crushing student debt. We did it.

Doing a press conference using only body language

$100 of lobbying vs $1,000,000 of lobbying

Playing ultimate hide and seek with refugees crossing the border

How would Hitler have won WW2,

Dont siege Leningrad, just take it

I mean fuck it, it’s better than any of the current alternatives

This asshole is only 20? Christ