Idk if it’s old news, but Twitter has an allow list for big chud accounts to bypass filters and reports. There was a leak apparently

I can't believe it's been four years! happy anniversary everyone

in north korea the supreme leader once asked me to play this card game i've never heard of before with him but when i said yes he simply threw the deck of playing cards onto the ground and instructed me to pick them all up

Happy hex cake day to all the idiots like me that joined the site one day late

check out this dope ass bear

Death to America

it is july 26 and stalin saved the world from fascism

It turns out the classic kitchen sponge, the ones with a hard side and a softer side, is a major source of microplastics and we just rub that stuff onto our plates and cooking utensils.

We are so cooked as a species.

Happy birthday to the greatest website on the internet!

It's a great honor to be here with all of you.

I love reading the history in the megathreads, thank you for taking the time to write these up and educate us!

My favorite post/event was when UlyssesT left to go kill Kissinger. I miss reading his rants against treats, but I also really like that Kissinger is dead.

I made my brother sing nonsense words to the tune of the Soviet national anthem every time he bummed a cigarette on the road trip.

If we're having cigarette socialism then we're having cigarette socialism.

I find the beauty of bright sunlight is best appreciated from the indoors through a window

They need to make a comedy about black people filing a class action suit against white people.

Been on a Civ kick lately, I forgot they had Stalin and Mao as playable leaders in 4. Another series ruined by woke
wtf Civ 2 had Lenin? Devs used to be cool

It's pretty interesting that in English the word for "translate" (from one language to another) means moving from one place to another, but for example Chinese and Finnish use words relating to rotation instead, the opposite of translation. Do any languages use a metaphor for reflection or dilation for this?

Can someone explain the coconut tree thing to me? I missed the context while on my extended grass-touching sabbatical

Is míol mór mé!

attention management everywhere: there are exactly two hours of the day where scheduling meetings is unacceptable - the first hour after an employee gets in, and lunch hour. this still gives you 5-7 hours to play around with within the length of the average workday, there is no excuse. if there must be a meeting within the first hour, at least don't make it first thing when an employee walks in the door. the fact that so many fail at these basic parameters - while you already make more money to do less - makes me deeply question the value of your continued existence

I have been told a number of times "you don't want to know" when asking about the context behind extremely bad posts. It is never true.

Would I be a happier, healthier, more well adjusted person not knowing? Probably.

Do I nonetheless want to know? Absolutely.

@Hebearadmins add gambleing

Funding an entire Chinese public works project by gacha rolling on a character with the biggest ass you've ever seen

Oh wow the weed kicked in fast today I only took a gummy half an hour ago and I'm already losing my mind at funny pictures of skeleton

If AI uses a shitload of energy then i ewanna know specifically how much energy is being used right now on chatgpt bots on Reddit/Tinder/etc just to try to trick lonely horny dudes into paying for fake onlyfans subscriptions

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

When my cats are fighting and the little one is making bad sounding noises and I go HEYYYYYYY it's always the little one who runs off like she did something wrong :(

Remember when it was clear Klobuchar couldn't win and she pivoted to just bullying Pete. I miss her.

lord help me i'm tryna get back with my ex now that i'm home from traveling. i want to leave this country but i also want to spend the rest of my life with her and she doesn't want to leave her family. i hope she doesn't have a boyfriend lol

Death to America

I hatched out of my egg! (I'm going to say my own posts count)

then a day later the first post made

This made a lot of people very angry and has largely been regarded as a 'bad move'.

How to log off but just from my friends political takes

oh just a heads up about pom poko, in japanese folklore racoon dog testicles have magical powers, so it's actually not weird at all

If you have two applications on your computer and can't decide which one is more powerful, set both to have their window "always on top" and see which one wins.

liberals the second the genocidiare can talk good

I just found out the rumours of JD Vance fucking a couch were made up. I can't tell you how disappointed I am. As a couchfucker myself, I was hoping to finally be able to vote for someone who represents my interests. Sadly, I will no longer be voting for Trump/Vance this election.

Oh my fucking god its one thing to have to deal with the scolding but to see these shit eating libs rules lawyer and erm-acktually about how Kopmala was just ~~following orders~~ doing her job and thats why she she had to fight to keep those women in mens prisons and actually she's a saint sweaty, so shut the fuck up and stay in your lane babes that's the tea. Ermmm just cuz its evil, demonic shit doesn't mean it's not the law honey

im so sick and twisted that this just looks like a normal white lady to me

Ah fuck I've just gotten high and started listen to Kanye and people might have been right when they were talking about how talented he started on that Nazi shit. He's a piece of shit but his music is so fucking good

And I'd like to see how your hair would fair in a blizzard.