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[–] Shard@lemmy.world 103 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Son goes crazy in a good way or bad way?

Like I can imagine a 4 year old going wild with excitement cause the parents are home. Or a 14 year old cringing hard

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 131 points 2 months ago (2 children)

16 year old rapidly putting their dick away

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

flings laptop across the room

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

I mean it's honestly not a bad idea in general to announce your presence unless you're specifically trying to surprise people.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

I pictured the first, but the cringing teenager is funny too.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I have this set up automatically with our smart speaker thing. Whenever it detects someone arriving at home, it plays a jingle from a playlist I set up for the purpose. They are all short - I think the longest is about 30s. They are intros from TV shows and jingles from videogames.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Ok, I need to copy this.

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please elaborate, what do you use for this?

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

The “Shortcuts” app for iPhone. Not sure what the Android equivalent is.

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[–] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 45 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 months ago

this is so easily what I'd make mine

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I genuinely didn't recognize what song you were referring to because the "some" was not stretched and "body" was not emphasized 😂

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Add a smoke machine and some fireworks and every time you come home it's like walking into a WWE ring

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But without the thinly-veiled gay porn?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I only allow totally unveiled gay porn in my home.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago
[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

flicker some smart lights too

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[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

'Imperial March' just before arriving would be awesome

[–] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] KammicRelief@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That took me a minute. I read "house speaker" as Mike Johnson.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't know what he does in his spare time, so maybe?

[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gotta have something to do when he's not monitoring his son's porn browsing

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Ugh I really wish I could unlearn this fact.

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[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Cues up "What New PussyCat?" by Tom Jones

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BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But 21 times before you come in, with another song thrown in about 12 or so in just to confuse them

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 20 points 2 months ago

My dogs would fucking love this. They love when we play music in general, and would totally get excited for a dedicated "daddy's home!" Song

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

one day switch it up and play John Cena's wrestling intro

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I would absolutely take mine from pro wrestling. Mine would either be "Here Comes the Money" by Naughty by Nature or the entrance music for Road Dogg

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 months ago

"Bah gawd, that's daddy's music!"

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[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't help but imagine the son doing tippy taps like my dog does whenever I get back from work 😂

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

My kids used to go crazy when I would get home from work. Cherished memories.

[–] proton_lynx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would definitely play the Seinfeld intro theme. Slap bass intensifies

[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gotta have the audience cheer when you enter too. I would just have a sitcom soundboard ready for the full effect.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

"This is the worst case of intronitis I've ever seen. You can even hear the theme music."

[–] Disgracefulone@discuss.online 9 points 2 months ago

My family does this!

Every time my son hears the first couple lines of "boats and ho's" he goes nuts.

No idea why another dude always walks in at the same time as the music's going, but they've assured me he's just the plumber doing regularly everyday maintenance and the theme song is for me.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 2 months ago

Depends on what song, like, girls want to have fun is a great song for your mum to make an entrance with, peaches - fuck the pain away is a different story.

[–] BlueSquid0741@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes when I get out of bed and I can hear my partner and kids doing stuff, I’ll walk out playing Sirius or Gonna Fly Now loudly on my phone.

Usually my 3 year old daughter will be like “Dad, we’re doing THIS now!”

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

When he's older, you'll have him conditioned and can just play your intro at any tume to watch him get confused. Won't work for long, but those first few times will be golden.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna try this with The Final Countdown. My spouse is a huge Arrested Development fan.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ah, one of my favorite numbers to sing to my limited captive audience. ITS THE FINAL CAT MEOWWWW

Full album will be available spring 2026. Requests welcome.

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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Blaze@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

That's a great idea

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Naura@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

Chariots of fire

In slow motion

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Looking over the responses, I'm surprised no one said they'd play "Never gonna give you up." by Rick Astley. I say why not rickroll your family whenever you get back home.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I used to play the Beatles' "Here Comes the S[o]n" on the speakers downstairs when I brought our first child downstairs after naps. My wife thought it was funny the first time, but after that it was all like "please don't stop my playlist for your pun" and I'm like "it's a literal dad joke!"

Now that son is old enough to start his own music and I totally get it. "Hey, I was listening to that!"

[–] cucumber_sandwich@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Stealing this for a couple of timer

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