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This is not a bit. Dead serious. There is a luxurious hotel suite for a long weekend with whatever food, treats, toys and equipment you both request.

They are you from another reality where some mundane event is slightly different on the other side of the solar system yet to reach us. They are not a clone or time traveller. Everyone goes back to their own reality at the end. They are you with all of the benefits no complications or ethical questions.

And just in case no they cannot be gender swapped. (Curious why you might ask this? Hmm)

Do you have sex?

You can do other stuff of course if so comment. I love my ace comrades.

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[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

At one point in time in my life yes but not anymore. My twink prime is over I have entered twink death

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

bad pic to make your point, twink death version 1000 percent hotter

Aged like fine wine

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I feel like this question is different when you're a hive mind

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

More of an orgy at that point

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

objectively correct opinion

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[–] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

im really surprised at how many people are saying no. i definitely would because i know exactly what im into and could do everything perfectly

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, this makes it worse.

  • I can already masturbate perfectly, shipping that work out to a second body just seems redundant.
  • They're you, so their otherwise disarming or embarrassing sex farts are just yours, ventriloquized, so they're less funny.
  • The sexual tension never has room to breathe, so it just builds and builds without respite because no one does anything to disrupt the tempo.
  • You already know about your bad knee, the erogenous zones are already mapped, it's an overall dull experience of zero discovery.
  • If you like to do side stuff, at some point you'll have to entirely change places on your sex surface so you can both have a turn on your preferred side.

And these are just the first things to come to mind.

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[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Personally, I'd fight them.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

No I'm stinky

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I would never. I'm in a happy relationship with Mrs. Palmer.

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[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

Yes. Bob Dole is gonna need a lot of Viagra.

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago
[–] someone@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

No, but realizing that actually helped my self-esteem considerably. I'm not my type, but I am other people's type.

[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No because I hate myself and people like me.

Seriously, I don't understand people who want to date people like them, when I meet couples like that I'm always freaked out by the narcissism.

[–] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What if you just think you’re hot

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[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Probably. Gonna be a bottom off to see who bottoms

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Nah I think me and me would just chill because we'd be 100% comfortable around each other and me would be the perfect person to bounce my world building ideas off of.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would cuddle myself, especially given that I would like to be touched but don't know anybody who I can trust not to expose me to Covid, but I don't think we'd get turned on. I'm not as horny nor as pretty as I used to be.

I think the two of me would spend the time collaborating on a certain craft design we've both been feeling creatively blocked about.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I would cuddle myself, especially given that I would like to be touched but don't know anybody who I can trust not to expose me to Covid, but I don't think we'd get turned on. I'm not as horny nor as pretty as I used to be.

Huge fucking mood. I just wanna spoon but everyone I know is back to brunch...

Also I like the idea of collaborating on a project with myself, would be fun to have a little piano + bass duo

Personally, I'd ask 'em how they're doing, and basically see if they're essentially me or a different mind in a similar body... perhaps rant to them, if they have a similar mind to me

As for sex, just no... what sort of gooner shit put us up to this?

[–] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago
[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 days ago

I've actually fantasised about this multiple times so ... Yes

[–] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

for sure I'm hot as hell and it would probably diminish a lot of my hangups (fuck you Catholicism)

No because i am yucky icky stinky

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Hell yes. It would be a crazy night.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Hell yes. I'm hot, I'm also absolutely certain I'd get along fucking great with another one of me, we'd be a fantastic couple. Also we'd never have to work because the only fans money of two of the same person going at it would be something else. It would be the best.

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Any food you say?

If so I'm cuming for the free food and leaving as soon as possible

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Obviously, no need to get to know each other and the preferences of each one, we can just try everything we have wanted to try but haven't found a compatible partner for yet

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

We'd spend the whole time perfecting the fusion dance.

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No. I don’t think I would even want to be friends with myself. But also I’m hideous.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

You need a little more self love, friend.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Isn't this just masturbating

[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago
[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

No. I'm repulsed by myself.

I would hang out and play some multiplayer games though, finally have some good teammates.

[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago

Nope. We’d spend the whole weekend doing any tasks that I’ve wanted to get done but couldn’t because I can only do one thing at a time. We make copies of the work we do so the other version can take those copies home.

Either that or spend the entire weekend collecting data on whatever rift let them show up and/or setting up equipment to collect data on the event when they get taken back.

I like sex, but how could I think about something so common when there is only a brief window for extremely rare and useful science to be done?

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm getting weird me with me.

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[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

There would be a tense standoff where id freak out and may try to subdue and/or kill myself until I can give one of my passphrases to myself i have in case of fae trickery or dopplegangers. Gotta make sure I'm not a skinbeast or pod-person.

After that we probably wouldn't directly fuck each other, but three-way with me, myself and my GF. Which probably still counts as a "Yes" overall.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago
[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

1 or 2 bodies?

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

not interested, but I'd do what's necessary to please the regulars

[–] Mokey2@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I'm hot af, so....

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Would that be autohomoerotica?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

I'd go with holoerotica or homeoerotica.

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