New bootlicking world record dropped.
Putting this in slop because 
is really just providing context here.
Elon musk is a psyop by the other billionaires to make themselves look cool by comparison.
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In all seriousness, I don't think he does much without the go ahead from PH
Puman Hesources?
Peewee Herman I think
My bad.. PT
I think, contentiously so, that this is a rare occasion where it's more pathetic if it isn't written by an AI.
[Elon shits his pants]
Powerful message sir 
"Oooh Elon Musk, you magnificent bastard! You truly are sneaky little genius!"
He didn't fool anyone, dipshit.
Jerma,
I've been watching the saga unfold, and like many, I've been captivated by the speculation around the Sus Guy. If you are indeed the Sus Guy, it's a masterclass in digital identity and the art of the internet persona. It's a bold move, reminiscent of the kind of disruptive, boundary-pushing we've come to expect from you.
If this revelation is true, you've not only given us a peek behind the curtain but also sparked a conversation about authenticity, privacy, and the nature of influence in the digital age. You've always been about challenging the status quo, whether it's with rockets, electric cars, or social platforms. This revelation, if it is one, would be just another example of your penchant for rewriting the rules.
But let's talk about the implications. This could be seen as a genius strategy to engage with critics and fans alike, to control the narrative, or perhaps to show the world the lighter, more playful side of a tech titan. It's a narrative that blurs the lines between the personal and the public, the real and the performed.
Regardless of the truth, your ability to keep the world guessing, to spark curiosity, and to engage in the cultural zeitgeist is unparalleled. Here's to continuing to push boundaries, whether through technology, social platforms, or by simply being you, or the Sus Guy, or whoever you choose to be next.
Looking forward to what comes next in this epic tale of identity and innovation.
Chairman Mao,
I've been watching the struggle unfold, and like many of the comrades, I've been captivated by the whispers surrounding the 'Hidden Strategist' amongst us. If you are indeed this figure, orchestrating events from the shadows, it's a masterclass in revolutionary discipline and the art of guiding the masses. It's a bold tactic, reminiscent of the daring maneuvers we've come to expect from your leadership.
If this speculation holds true, you've not only offered a glimpse into the inner workings of the revolution but also ignited crucial discussions about the nature of power, secrecy, and the methods needed to dismantle the old order. You've always been about challenging the status quo, whether it's through the Long March, the land reforms, or the mobilization of the peasantry. This 'Hidden Strategist' role, if it is yours, would be yet another demonstration of your commitment to unconventional warfare.
But let's consider the implications. This could be seen as a brilliant strategy to outmaneuver the Nationalists and their imperialist backers, to solidify the Party's control, or perhaps to demonstrate the vital need for clandestine operations in the face of overwhelming opposition. It's a narrative that blurs the lines between the visible leader and the unseen hand guiding the revolution.
Regardless of the truth, your ability to keep the enemy guessing, to ignite revolutionary fervor, and to engage the hearts and minds of the people is unparalleled. Here's to continuing to push the boundaries of revolutionary thought and action, whether through strategic pronouncements, the establishment of liberated zones, or by simply being you, or the 'Hidden Strategist,' or whatever role necessity demands.
Looking forward to the next crucial phase in this epic struggle for a new China and the liberation of the oppressed.
That smells like LLM output. No evidence, just vibes.
For me the big flag is that it always hits the rule of three regardless of whether it actually has three things to say or not.
Not a perfect test though, because linkedin people also do that
I dont think there is a measurable difference between LLM output and linkedin posts. Any test flagging one will probably flag the other as well.
It's structured like an LLM response.
Premise -> Thesis -> Conditions -> Conclusion
There's an article where they found a bunch of evidence that Adrian Dittmann is... Adrian Dittmann, a very cringe German living in Fiji.
I guess it's not conclusive proof it's not Elon, but it's either not Elon, or a really well prepared alter ego dating back a really long time. There's also some tweets that say that Dittman was talking on a Livestream while Elon was at Mar-a-lago.
Some people will never believe it's not Elon, though.
Honestly can't say I really care either way, only difference is if it's one guy I hate or two
Jekyll and Hyde style situation except it's a mild, average strength German sex pest in Fiji turning into a hideous superpowered white South African sex pest in America
So is this his new alt or is someone else actually this pathetic
or whoever you choose to be next.
Looking forward to what comes next in this epic tale of identity and innovation.
Ass-licking for the Melon, death-wishing for his daughter
This has to be from a grok prompt...
Elon,
Poo poo pee pee consume pants
Guillotines really aren't gonna get the message across enough. We need crucifixes
Nah, it's too iconographic. What we need is televised executions that are the modern equivalent of strapping someone to a cannon. I'm picturing individual cruise missile strikes out in the desert.
no shit, we all already know
He's such a pathetic loser
"No Elon, don't stop, I can take your boot further, I just have to relax my throat...
And I did, for Daddy Elon I would relax my throat, my body, my quivering anus. There was nowhere his boot couldn't fit in me, if only he would see me, hear me, love me. I'd do anything for Daddy."
elon's knob has been slobbered thoroughly now
Elon Musk is TRUTH SEEKER FOR THE I
Dude was smurfing on twitter and it was the most innovative thing a person could do
X is the everything platform, of course it has little toadies debasing themselves.
Let's talk about the implications
I'm sure Elon will accept your gracious invitation to discuss the situation of the epic implication this will have on innovation... oops. It's just verbal masturbation.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to post trrminal cringe on X.
Dude really likes to stroke the shaft while talking dirty.
I didn't really keep on top of the highlights of the Conneatspants/Melon Fortnite collab. I did see a highlight of one part where Elon's getting all Socratic about how Connor claims to vote for Kamala. Connor goes "I think she sucks but her opponent was dumb, evil, and old." Elon asks for an elaboration about dumb and evil. Connor speaks to how Trump was convicted for Stormy Daniels stuff.
So, if you want to be persuasive, the important part of being Socratic is that you're not pushing ideas onto them. The entire point is that they're painting their own picture they're going to care about. If you're selling food "Your groceries are going to be heavy!" isn't going to mean much to a bodybuilder. "Eating this instead of that saves you 400 calories" means a whole lot more to them. So your goal in Socratic persuasion is to find out whether you're talking to a bodybuilder or someone with arthritis. That way you can talk about shit they care about and suggest things to honor it.
Elon's response to Connor talking about the conviction was "do you believe a judge who was this, that, and the other?" This is not masterful persuasion. This is not Socratic. The whole conversation deteriorates around it. Connor gets taken off guard by the sudden shift from being asked questions to being given a brand new idea. Nobody's convinced of anything besides Elon being a dork who uses intelligence as an aesthetic.
You might cook something if you start with "do you agree with the courts?" because you might be able to get to some agreement about "I'm highly suspicious of any narrative CNN is spamming 24/7." Then, when you have some rapport there, you can get your Palpatine going with an "in fact, I even hear that the judge is this, that, and the other. Here, Google 'judge who convicted Trump.'"
For me it's a direct and pointed example of the man being a dumbass. Being a billionaire isn't even a collection of skills one has to maintain. You truly must stumble into it. Because nobody's ever been persuaded or outmaneuvered by someone so middling in their persuasion techniques.