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[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 84 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's a signs of parkinons, very classic sign. So common it's called "parkinsons shuffle."

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 67 points 4 months ago (1 children)

nah, officials said the Parkinson’s doctor that’s been to the White House 8 times in the past several months was definitely not there to see the president, so don’t believe your lying eyes

[–] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Uhh, they were for our beautiful veterans who are in and out of the white house for their regular parkinsons checkup. And it would be immoral to give you the names of these veterans who are very real.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

I would say that’s crazy, but actually it is completely normal for an 81-year-old

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 68 points 4 months ago

a literal doddering old man. eat shit you senile fuck, you deserve the torture of being president

Death to America

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 67 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

[–] underisk@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

really more of a Monster Mash or Thriller situation, i think.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

Yeah that little side shuffle could definitely be a thriller step

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 56 points 4 months ago

Braaaaaaaiiiiinnns

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 54 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Achieving Burns' intermittent energy would be a massive upgrade for Brandon. I don't see him doing a song and dance number showing off his vest made from real gorilla chest

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago

This shit is why I don't think the Trump shooting was staged, completely unnecessary

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago

even fdr could do a better walk than that

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 48 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

May the ghosts of 100,000 Palestinian children haunt his every step

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 4 months ago

Over one hundred thousand Palestinian children at today's estimate. 200000-250000 murdered and over 1/2 under 18

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago

kitty-cri-screm it's a stutter

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Leper_Messiah@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i don't doubt that he is using one behind the scenes and his handlers just rip it out of his hands before shoving his befuddled ass out in front of the cameras

That's why he's been a half hour late to all of his recent public appearances, old man strength can be surprising sometimes. It probably takes like 3 or 4 lanyard dorks to pry his fingers off the handlebars each time

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He's still got pretty good posture tho. And that seems like the sort of thing that would leak by now.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is some real getting grandpa to the shower type vibes

This is some real getting grandpa to the funeral type vibes

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago

If he starts hopping I'm gonna assume he's gone full Jiangshi.

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago

mummy president lets go

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

There's an old man [unintelligible] I was in the Senate for a long time and the IDEA, anyway . . .

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago

lenin-crush-capitalism MUST CRUSH THE LEFT

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

This is getting sad. He's not even himself anymore. They're just torturing some dude

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

My president. He's going to beat DRUMPF easily this year soviet-huff

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

alex-aware He's actually perfectly functional but the choom gang keeps sneaking Biden huge amounts of pot brownies when no one is looking. Poor guy is just trying to get a snack biden-nibble

[–] D61@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was dicking around on YouTube earlier today and got "got" by a fake video clip of Biden giving a speech about ending his run for the re-election.

Then I pop in to hexbear and see this and I start thinking that he might not be able to give a speech about not running for re-election if he wanted to.

[–] underisk@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

You put the phrase "I am dropping out of the race and resigning from my position as President" on the teleprompter and there's like an 80% chance he croaks it out before he realizes what he's saying.

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] somename@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He's totally got Parkinson's. I have a relative with it that walks like that, except he gets to have a walker.

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

Oh brother 🥱 I called this shit when it was in its infancy (as did millions of others with eyes)

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

He got the standing lessons down pat but his slurry brain forgot the walking lessons biden-pain

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

He walks like Mr Burns.

What's funny is that if Trump was this bad, Liberals would be talking about how you'd have to be insane not to see that the man is not fit for the post.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago
[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Again, think of how flagrantly the Dems are telling their base to eat shit lmao

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"I applaud Biden's form, it's a sensible form, but I implore him to go further. He should drink from the puddle to show Donald Trump that he isn't gay."

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Genocide Joe walks like a Sims vampire.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago
[–] ToxicDivinity@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Is this a viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Nosferatu movie?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

For some reason I feel the urge to watch Day of the Dead tonight

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

He's just walking in his lab, late one night. Whomst amongust hastent?

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