Umm... Okay, trying not to think too hard, his shit operates at like a fourth grade level. Does he mean Kama-blah? Because it reads like a typo, or like he's trying to say her name while really congested.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

it's like he's trying to do a remix of the old hit "Obamna"

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Kamabla I-was-saying

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

omg somebody here predicted "Kablahblah" as a nickname

@MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Ha, thank you, thank you. Do I win anything? Tokens for future turns on the lathe?

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

the truth(tm) app started lagging and he just kept typing

Kamablah would be alright by his standards, sundowned, but he has to post better in general to stand any chance. It does not roll off the tongue though.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 48 points 3 months ago

He's back on his Obama birtherism shit.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

lmao this sucks man

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 36 points 3 months ago

So... He's doing well these days 🤦

[–] RION@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

He has lost the mandate of heaven

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

still can't come up with a zinger for kamala because copmala would offend his hogs

power waning

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Copmala isn't even that good. Her name just doesn't breed zingers. Kamalama ding dong? Kooky Kamala isn't bad, and I'm surprised he's not using that one, but it's not racist enough. I'm guessing he's trying to find one that's ever so slightly racist.

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[–] booty@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kamabla? puzzled Donny my boy you can do better than this

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Kamabla Obamna Soda 🥤

kamala-coconut-tree obama-medal wolf-spritzer

[–] goose@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

~…kamabla…~

SODA

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

Nearly incomprehensible

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

He's really flailing around trying to find something that lands and the magic just isn't there. This just radiates big mad loser energy.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

thought kamabla was a typo but he's using it in every single post?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

That last one is so telling, don't post when you're hungry.

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's funny how the right is just openly mad that the Democrats made somewhat competent choices for once. They really wanted Biden on the ticket (for obvious reasons) and they really wanted Shapiro because the murder cover-up thing would have been a huge liability for him.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

lol who does he think he's appealing to. Chuds regard all Democrats as identical and liberals seem to not care if it's Harris

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[–] amphibian@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

"ReTruths" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

$5 he quits in October

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

I’ll take that, his ass is staying in until January in (false) hope of a coup

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[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the words are still trumpy but the verve is all gone

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[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Shifty Adam Schiff" could use a punch-up. may I suggest "Adam Shifty"

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[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

he knows he is cooked.

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

He's getting sub 40k likes on his most popular posts for the past day, 7mil followers lol embarrassing, they can barely astroturf on their astroturfing site

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Cryin' Chuck" I could see that for John Boehner but, not Schumer.

Also, fun fact: Boehner was the orange man on TV that my mom blamed everything on before Trump came along. I used to tell her to save her breath because as soon as he's gone, they'll replace him with another orange man to hate.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, this is a weak post and his energy isn't there anymore.

But I disagree with a lot of people here, I still think he's going to win.

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[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

His heart's not in it

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

grandpa trump forgot his meds again

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Keep the chupakamabla away from your goats so she doesn't eat them.

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