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[–] fox@hexbear.net 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kamala using her police badge to threaten someone and cover for a coworker violently assaulting someone is definitely a good thing that we want to experience

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 59 points 1 month ago

It is funny that even in their fantasy they can't help but cheer for corrupt cops abusing their position of power and threatening (or carrying out) violent action against their opponents. The most unrealistic part of this is that the Dems would ever consider going after Republicans like this, we all know the metaphorical baseball bat would be used against the family of immigrants down the street while the Republicans complain the bat isn't wrapped in barbed wire.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

football-lucy

How do they just keep fucking doubling down on this infantile salvation fantasy, how the fuck do these whining genocidal babies still view themselves as the Adults in the Room

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

you know the libs are getting giddy when they start to write fanfic like this, I'm pretty sure they did that for Mueller and Comey too during the Trump impeachment times

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

They also did that ”the Bidens hanging out with the Buttigiegs, Michelle Obama brings wine” one.

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Mueller, She Wrote

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 53 points 1 month ago

I should block you for making me see this

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

Tim Walz is my dad

Stop

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)

All politics is sexual pathology; all sexual pathology is dysfunctional family dynamics.

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Everything is about sex, except for sex, which is about ~~power~~ imagining the Democrats are your family and then going back to brunch

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

what dysfunctional family dynamic is it when you ________________________________________________________________

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

a baseball bat

And then they get threatened off the porch with a shotgun because even in their fantasies of potentially violent righteous confrontation, liberals are still more concerned with maintaining their stupid fucking delusional Marvel good guy self-image than they are with gearing up to actually win it.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago
[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)
[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You could have just not posted this. It would have saved all our eyes.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Not posting? That is unpossible galaxy-brain

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 month ago

I AM FUCKING CRYING

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[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Democrats really forget that they’re weird as well

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[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

I'm a widdle teeny tiny baby. Trump, he's the poop in my diaper. Stinky! And Kamala and Tim walls that's my mom and dad and they're changing my diaper 🚼

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

Getting successfully bullied by JD Vance is deeply embarrassing.

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This country is parentless…

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[–] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Why are liberals so fucking weird?

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It has been 3 weeks since an assassination and dude is talking about taking a baseball bat and smashing in Trump's head lmaoooo

[–] HamManBad@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

No no no there's no call to violence. But, he'll listen. Because of the implication because-of-the-implication

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago
[–] iminsomuchpainv2@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This kind of thing is what has led me to the conclusion that one of the most important aspects of political consciousness is the realization that politicians aren't people. They literally need to be dehumanized as a class in order for anything productive to happen. Functionally, they are not people to us, they are obstacles or vehicles. Without knowing this in your bones you will be Charlie Brown, they will be Lucy, and a football you never shall kick.

[–] HamManBad@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

What did Stalin say? Something along the lines of "there is no stalin. Even I'm not Stalin"

At that level of politics, you become a living symbol for people to project themselves and their aspirations onto

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I kind of feel bad for this man baby. If he showed this abomination to a therapist I think they'd give him free sessions as a case study

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Therapists are mostly concentrating on people who can be helped. I’m not sure about this one.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

Why are Americans like that? American chuds have the Trump is bald eagle gun jesus stuff, American libs have whatever the hell this is. It is deeply weird and unsettling.

In normal countries people might like or dislike politicians, sometimes intensely, but I don't feel they resort to these kind of parasocial fantasies.

[–] smallsmellyfrog@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

IM INCURRING PSYCHIC DAMAGE SOMEONE HELP ME ERASE THIS FROM MY BRAIN

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

>kamala gets a badge before extra-judiciously beating someone

that tracks aactually

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can I undo the fact that I read this?

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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

This makes me feel like I have radiation sickness

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this a kink of some kind? What in the actual fuck would possess someone to think about this, type it up, then hit tweet?

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[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And then they all made out

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

This is a genuinely awful post from a pathetic and infantile person

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

say-the-line-bart-1 Say the line

say-the-line-bart-2 Deeply unserious

[–] DesertComrade@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Someone tweeted that Tim walz is like their dad Reminds me of someone tweeting Bernie being angry reminds her of her abusive father There is probably a point to make about how American hyperindvidualism has affected their voting habits but I am too lazy too stupid to make this connection

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago
[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

libs can't even fantasize about beating up fascists right. they just have to sprinkle in some police brutality

[–] thetaT@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

დაუყონებლივ მომკალი ახლავე

[–] somename@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Picking the most boring people to be parasocial about. Obsess about a pop band or something. Touch grass.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

This hurt me to read and i usually don't feel "cringe"

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 month ago
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