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Just gonna echo what JD vance said about school shootings... "This is just a fact of life"

It'd be really funny if he won and then implemented strict gun control.

taylor has shooters in these streets

I've never thought about it, but a golf course really is a great environment for that sort of thing...

• Get to lug around a bag full of long cylindrical metal objects, with covers on them
• Probably some wooded area
• Person likely to stand alone and focus on the ground for extended times
• No one notices if you're in there for like 12 hours
• Very quiet, good for focus
• Reduce popularity of a terrible activity (golf)

All those guns, yet Americans can't seem to hit shit.

What if Trump getting shot at just becomes his thing, like how Bolsonaro's thing is being hospitalized

unbearably funny to me how the first assassination came with a sick photo and bump in the polls and now no one (aside from hogs) gives a fuck if it happens again lmfao

Only need to get lucky once

lol now every firework and car backfiring in 5km of him is a national incident

How can two gunmen both fail.

Please go to the range and practice before you do adventurism people. Make sure to add in some stress practice because when it comes to actual action your body is going to going into stress hyperdrive.

lol imagine his mental state rn

He seemed really shaken by the assassination attempt, some staffer said he obsessed over it to the point of rewatching the video of it on loop, so if people keep popping off around him he might seriously break down.

Motherfuckers be skipping range day too often now.

I did everything wrong and they shot at meeeee

Any shooter going after Trump is one less shooter at a school.

The suspect fled the scene in a vehicle and was taken into custody during a traffic stop

Please be a golf cart

I think his supporters will just start popping one off in his vicinity to try and boost his numbers.

Probably a swiftie

In June 2022, Ryan Routh hung Taiwan flags in Kyiv to display that Taiwan had support for Ukraine. You could not create a more NATO guy in a lab.

Ryan Routh, told CNA that he posted the flags to pay tribute to the nations that have citizens fighting in Ukraine's foreign legion

Routh said there have been no protests about the presence of the Taiwan flag so far, but even if China is dissatisfied, "I can order another 1,000, they can't touch my flags."

He came to Kyiv more than two months ago to show his support for Ukraine and wanted to join the foreign legion

However, due to his age, he was unable to do so

Routh has assisted in recruiting 70 volunteers to join the fight against Russia.

He told the news agency that he included Taiwan's flag because he had met at least five Taiwanese volunteers serving in the legion over the past two months

https://archive.is/WvEji

Jesus is this guy really that hard to hit?

i need an emergency episode on this guy

The New York Post said it was an AK-47. I don't know why that makes it funnier for me but it does.

Oh no did they get the other ear?

They've since stated that the SS agent is the only one who fired.

My hot take guess is that this person was a second amendment open carry auditor, you are allowed to carry basically any firearm in Florida as long as you are actively fishing or traveling to/from the location you will be fishing.

I think it's fair to say this will keep happening again and again until it won't, for any number of reasons.

Unlimited assassination on Trump!

all of this is so funny.